I love you with all my dick

I would say heart but my dick is bigger

(Source: ninjina, via woahitsjuliee)

Anonymous:
Are you dating someone ?

Nope.

Anonymous:
Who makes you happy?

Good people.

Anonymous:
you're a fucking cut.

You’re supposed to tell people to cut, you don’t call them a cut. Cut is a verb, not a noun.

wurnbo:

I need to get something off my chest

*Takes off my nipple*

(via erriot)